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X’s and Y’s.

 
Originally posted at November 9th
Growing up some of my very best friends were guys. It seemed I was infinitely better at friendly relationships with the opposite sex than romantic ones. I will leave the analysis of why that is to the overpriced shrink.
 I have always liked men, but never thought I needed them.
As an adult [...]

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Protected: Close the blinds

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Aligning the planets

(originally appeared at November 9th)
A man once told me that I had one fucking awesome orbit.
Yes, he was smoooooth.
Over the past few days I realize, he’s right-but not the way he meant it.  I’m not the awesome part-it’s the people that make up my orbit.
Things are really bad around here. I can’t even bear to [...]

My cat’s better than your cat.

Originally posted at November 9th
We have two cats. Scratch and Baby. I love my cats, as the abundance of cat hair all over my black suit will attest.
X was never a cat person, he was a dog man. So of course very early on in our marriage I got him a dog. Sparky. (Not very [...]

This too shall pass

Anyone know a good lawyer joke?

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Protected: Two steps forward three steps back

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Protected: BOOM!

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Protected: And dream of sleep

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Protected: Hurry up and Love Me

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Big Brother is reading little old me.

(originally appeared at November 9th)
YUCK!
Okay the world wide web just got way too creepy for me.
It’s bad enough that g-mail reads my mail and recommends sites to me or that Amazon tracks my purchases and suggests the next great read, but this…
I just received a comment from a Barack Obama site. ChristforBarackObama.It appears to [...]

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Protected: Come to think of it

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Protected: The maybe first lady.

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Caucus, it only sounds like a dirty word.

(originally appeared at November 9th)
My life could be worse: I could live in Iowa.
Iowa is cold. I don’t like cold.
Iowa is swarming with presidential candidates and the press corps.
Iowa is caucusing. Is that a word?
I feel passionately about a few things in life: My children, other people’s children, the fact that children should be fed, clothed, [...]

Protected: Every ornament tells a story

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Protected: Sanity found here.

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